Mr. Legvold has accidentally leaked his plans for world domination from an anonymous source. He said that he has an organization planning to keep it a secret from the rest of the world and wants to be the absolute ruler of the world. If you told someone about his plans, you would not be safe from his wrath. Unfortunately, I told a few people, and here is one response. “I’m chill with it. As long as I’m alive, It’s good,” said junior Edward Berg.
Some people like a senior, Samuel Wagenknecht, want to counter Mr Legvold’s plans. He says “I’m going to be the world leader. Not Legvold.” But once he hears Mr. Legvold’s plans of world domination, he won’t dare to try against him. I’m not supposed to do this, but… I shall tell you all about his plans. Now I ask of you to not wet your pants after you hear his plans. Your mother does enough cleaning, she does not need to do your laundry as well.”
His plans are very evil. His first step is to run for president. Now I bet everyone is wondering; How is he going to win the election? That my dear friends is where the tuba comes in. He starts playing some smooth tuba through the EAS alarm systems. But there is a twist. When he plays his tuba, it hypnotizes all who hear it. He then will control those people into voting for him. The next step in his evil plan is to invade Mexico. It will be like the Mexican-American War all over again, but instead of wanting only a state, he wants the whole country. After Mexico, he will go for Canada and become more powerful. He knows that it will be a tough battle, but come on, it’s Mr. Legvold they are fighting against. The next step is to invade all of South America. After that is finished, he would need time to replenish the resources we lost. Once it is all back up, he will go into Europe and invade some small countries and gain some more territory. He will place troops in those countries waiting for the right time to attack the rest of Europe. In the meantime he will use the nuclear weapons on Russia. It will be a surprise attack because Russia is busy with their own war. Mr. Legvold will drop nukes all over the place. One he has taken over Europe, he goes to Africa. Drops some more nukes and boom! He wins. He goes to Germany and claims one of the castles as his own home. He laughs evilly at his victory.
