Try the newest Pharmaceutical designed to deal with that horrible condition plaguing far too many Americans – Nose-mole. It’s called Skyrisky-wegothere-Jardance and it is being peddled by your favorite company – Big Pharma.  In just seven applications an hour with our new, handy dandy applicator, you will see your nose-mole forty percent clear within your lifetime – probably

As you prepare for your injections, stay away from the following foods for 48 hours: Dairy, meat, vegetables, fruit, seafood, pizza, marshmallows, chocolate, elderberries, and don’t drink anything but prune juice.

As usual, there are a few potential minor harms which tend to show up in fewer than 86% of cases. They include, but are not limited to: Bubonic Plague, Smallpox, Typhoid Fever, Hangnail, Walking Corpse Syndrome, Foreign Accent Syndrome, Happy Puppet Syndrome, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Trychophagia, Exploding Head Syndrome, Pink Eye, Hoof and Mouth Disease, Brain Freeze, Bloody Flux, St. Vitus Dance, Leprosy, The Pox, and Mad Cow Disease.