Lately, the food has been acting strange. People have been reporting weird tastes, smells, and consistencies with their favorite foods. There were also sightings of the food seemingly stretching as if it were alive. It was almost like a malfunction in the cooking or maybe a radioactive mistake. These odd symptoms are affecting all of the food in the school. These symptoms appear to have the worst effects on the foods cooked or placed in our local school cafeteria.
Yesterday, these symptoms skyrocketed, making it unsafe or even life-threatening to eat. No one knows yet what is provoking this behavior in the food. Scientists are sampling these foods from the cafeteria, and are currently thinking that this might be a result of black mold. The most current update happens to be that the food is growing. The stretching is becoming stronger, almost like tar. Tar that is alive and moving without any force. The lunch ladies said that they haven’t changed any recipes and don’t know what is happening.
The food has devoured the school, and is getting out of hand; the food has seemingly exploded, breaking windows, doors, and anything in its path. “Cannon Falls Schools and town must shut down IMMEDIATELY,” said the police as the firetruck and ambulance raced down the streets behind them. The entire town is in lockdown. Citizens may not leave their homes until permitted by the mayor. The town is slowly suffocating in food that cannot be controlled. This town is broken and will never be saved. Most people and families escaped to neighboring towns, or at least the ones that made it out did. The town of Cannon Falls, Minnesota, has been deserted and destroyed by a food storm, and no one knows how it was created.
