• Ed. Foundation Benefit Auction Apr. 26, Cannon Valley Winery
  • Easter Break April 18-22
  • No school for students Friday, April 11
  • Section Speech on Sat. Apr. 12
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The Lantern
The Student News Site of CFHS

The Lantern
The Student News Site of CFHS

The Lantern
satire week 2025

satire week 2025

Dawson Sanford, Editor in chief
April 15, 2025
A evil dog up to no good

Dog attacks the school

Grace Parks, Arts Editor
April 8, 2025
Image created by Dawson Sanford

Brain chips make students crazy

Eleanor Montgomery, Torch Writer
April 4, 2025
Missing 8th grade students and an infestation of lab rats

Missing 8th grade students and an infestation of lab rats

Kinzley Rezac and Holly Sullivan
April 4, 2025
Artwork by Grace Parks

Teacher Trivia Unit Nine

Cara Erickson, Editor in Chief
April 4, 2025
Where in the world 1

Where in the world 1

Charles Fick, Geographer
April 3, 2025
Another typical morning

Another typical morning

Lillian Olund, Torch Writer
April 2, 2025
Weekly poll

The bestest satire poll

Charles Fick, Pollster Extraordinaire
April 2, 2025
Devoting in hours of sleep

Devoting in hours of sleep

Anya Nygaard, Torch Writer
April 1, 2025
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A perfect performance

Finn Peterson, Torch Writer
April 1, 2025
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