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    Manic Bubbl’r frenzy

    Watch out for the Bubbl’r crazed Anya Nygaard.
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    Blake Johnson
    Anya Nygaard desperately needs her Bubblr’ fix.

    Anya Nygaard is going around the school on a Bubbl’r craze. If you find her she will probably be guzzling down a Bubbl’r. They are so addicting if one has one will want more. Bubbl’rs will always be on the mind. She is trying to break into the vending machines to get more Bubbl’rs. She is out of money because the Bubbl’rs are draining her bank account. She is trying to get Bubbl’rs for free, by stealing them. If she sees someone at the vending machines she will beg you for money. Blake Johnson said, “ I was trying to buy a Bubbl’r at the vending machines because they are so good and Anya ran up to me and begged me for money, and when I said no she ripped the Bubbl’r out of my hands and ran.” 

    The FDA is testing school Bubbl’rs because of how addicting they are. They suspect there are drugs in them but haven’t found exactly what it is yet. They are trying to keep students from buying Bubbl’rs but there is no stopping them. Students who have had the Bubbl’rs are swarming the vending machines trying to get one. The school is considering getting rid of the vending machines altogether. 

    There is one person in particular going crazy for the Bubbl’rs. Anya Nygaard is going through all the vending machines trying to get a Bubbl’r. On average, she has around ten Bubbl’rs a day. She becomes very hyper due to the natural caffeine. She will run around the school so watch out. If she comes across you she will beg you for money and try to get a Bubbl’r from you. Do not buy a Bubbl’r for the vending machines because Anya will come for you. Addison Wetterlund says “ Some people have been saying it’s like she has a six sense and will come for you when you are buying a Bubbl’r.” The FDA is testing them for drugs by giving Anya each flavor to be able to tell which ones have the most drugs. The one with the most reaction was the Triple Berry Breez’r. As far as the FDA can tell the Tropical Dream’r has had the least reaction. Anya Nygaard says, “ I will never stop drinking Bubbl’rs they are the best drink ever, even if there is an addicting substance I will still drink it. My obsession is like a hobby to me. There is nothing stopping me from having a Bubbl’r.” There is no guarantee that the Bubbl’rs actually have drugs in them but they are strangely addicting.

    About the Contributors
    Anya Nygaard
    Anya Nygaard, Torch Writer
    Hello Peoples,
    My Name is Anya Nygaard and my favorite things to do are play fantasy football and play with my dogs. I'm In a few other school activities such as School theater, speech, and middle school math league. Goodbye bestie
    Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson, Torch Photographer
    Hello, my name is Blake Johnson. I am a photographer for the Torch and enjoy taking pictures. Some of my favorite hobbies and sports are horseback riding, basketball, running, softball, volleyball, and acting in plays! Things I like to do are take care of my horses, hang out with my friends, and read books.