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Charles Fick, Pollster Extraordinaire • April 2, 2025

Weekly poll

Best way to eat lunch?

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Straight from the industrial oven (bon appetit fr)

Off the floor after you slip on a banana peel and drop the tray

Off your lap after you get a banana peel thrown at you and spill hot chili on your $6,000,000,000 Gucci pants

Off the table after you drop your banana, catapulting your bowl of soup into the person sitting opposite of you

Curled up in a ball

Deep fried (yum)

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