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The Student News Site of CFHS

The Lantern

The Student News Site of CFHS

The Lantern

The Student News Site of CFHS

The Lantern

Students will no longer enjoy the privilege of chairs.
A vanishing of chairs
The chairs in the school have disapeared leading to new changes
Riley Iverson, News Editor • April 1, 2025
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Taking things too literal
Idioms are now real at Cannon Falls High School
Riley Iverson, News Editor • April 1, 2025
The Landle - April 1
The Landle – April 1
This special edition of the Landle contains a word not known to English speakers.
Charles Fick, Prankster • April 1, 2025
The Cannon Falls water polo team (artist's rendition)
Cuing the waterworks
The CFHS water polo team has wrapped up for the season
Anna Ritz, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025
An Olympic feat
An Olympic feat
Amera Wells has qualified for the 2026 Winter Olympics
Anna Ritz, Sports Editor • April 1, 2025
Courtesy of the British Museum
Traveling to great lengths
The Humanities class has been time traveling to have their lectures at the exact locations
Cara Erickson, Editor in Chief • April 1, 2025
A virus has escaped Mr. Bennett's room.
A strange plague
Mr Bennett has contaminated the high school with a plague unlike any other
Emily Breland, Features Writer • April 1, 2025
"skibidi" by Charles Fick. Artwork by Charles Fick.
“skibidi” by Charles Fick
In this special edition of the Artist's Corner, we examine this masterpiece. Van Gogh whom?
Charles Fick, Future Picasso • April 1, 2025
Praising a phenomenal picture
Praising a phenomenal picture
A movie is breaking records and is considered one of the best in cinema
Madeline Olson, A&E Editor • April 1, 2025
Little known fact
The pivotal role of Fortnite
The game, which many brush off as trivial, has actually played a major role in shaping human society.
Charles Fick, awerapweur • April 1, 2025
BREAKING: Aliens send Earth message
BREAKING: Aliens send Earth message
Aliens have sent Earth a message. The Lantern has obtained it.
Charles Fick, Sigma Guru of the west • April 1, 2025
A evil dog up to no good
Dog terrorizes local school children
A ferocious dog has been seen chasing students and teachers in the school.
Grace Parks, Arts Editor in chief • April 1, 2025
Leaping leprechauns!
Leaping leprechauns!
Tucker Nobach, Torch photographer • April 1, 2025

Devoting in hours of sleep
Devoting in hours of sleep
The principal is hosting a sleeping competition at the school
Anya Nygaard, Torch Writer • April 1, 2025
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A perfect performance
Ed Sheeran will be hosting a concert at the Cannon Falls schools
Finn Peterson, Torch Writer • April 1, 2025
image created by 7th grade Torch
A new game
The Cannon Falls schools has opened a new sports team called Quidditch
Isla Harrison, Torch Writer • April 1, 2025