Careless conservation

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Careless conservation

Water, water, everywhere

 

SATIRE
In 2016, our world faces an astronomical amount of fresh water. This alarming aqua abundance situation is getting increasingly dangerous, as a result of the booming percentage of water conservationists. In addition to careless conservation, fresh water is no longer evaporating due to global warming. Water is not evaporating properly, in response, our streams and rivers and great lakes are overflowing. Millions of houses have been overtaken by this flooding and thousands of towns have suffered according to International Freshwater Associates or, (IFA). There have been about 2 million deaths in relation to freshwater flooding in the last three years declared by Mr.Fogarty’s private Facebook page.

People do not consider the consequences not only to them but to the rest of the world when they take short showers and neglect to let the water run while they are brushing their teeth. As a fellow inhabitant of this world, I will not stand for this anarchy. Everyone needs to take responsibility for their water usage. It is absolutely juvenile and almost subtly terroristic at this point if one’s shower does not last at least an hour. Every time someone takes a 10-minute shower 500 people die because of fresh water flooding according to my mom’s friend’s grandma. Natural disasters happen all the time but in this situation, the human population is multiplying the destructive effects of freshwater flooding. If the human race keeps conserving water at the rate we are now, we will all reach our ultimate demise in a mass world flood.

 

 

 

 

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