Criminal Christmas

Good Morning Europe, This is Margret Puffington here with urgent news. Recent reports show that St. Nick might be a criminal. While this old jolly fellow is known to bring joy, could it really just be a cover for his criminal activity?  Detective Burns has been tracking this case for 29 years and has ended up at Cannon Falls High School. Detective Burns has stated that he has evidence, and believes that St. Nick is allying with teachers to stop time during school, just as he does when he delivers presents all around the world. St. Nick is to be put on trial, but seven teachers are already pleading guilty.

For years students have complained that the clock seems to STOP while in school. Four teachers have confessed that they didn’t stop time, they just slowed it down .5900%.  But this is no longer fun and games, because now parents and students alike are forming legal battles, saying that the victims will die younger than expected. A shocking number of eleven students have already begun legal battles on John Fogarty, claiming that he has pressured them into eating spam to become immortal. These two cases are brewing trouble at CFHS.

“I’ll never be the same again, these teachers have taken so much of my life from me,” stated Xander Weinreich.  Xander is not the only one that has suffered from this awful turn of events, and many others are scared and worried for their lives. St. Nick may not be the only criminal in town. Although the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny are currently playing it cool, who knows who could be guilty. This is Margret Puffington CNN News.