Just-in a shrine

Rumors are circulating about Justin Bieber coming to Cannon Falls High School. Apparently, because the president visited, he decided that he would too. Justin hosted a songwriting contest, and one of our students secretly entered because he was obsessed with Justin, and that student’s name was Ryan Schlichting.   Schlichting even has a secret shrine to Justin Bieber. Now this wasn’t just any shrine, no this was the most sparkly, Justin Bieber filled, room ever.

Justin Bieber heard about Schlichting’s shrine to him, and had second thoughts about visiting Cannon Falls, but he decided to go anyway. Justin soon touched down at the airport and had his chauffeur, Bill take him to the tiny, yet fabulous, Cannon Falls High School. Upon Justin’s arrival, dozens of psychotic monkeys began to throw bananas at him.

Police are unsure where the monkeys came from, who supplied them, who paid for them, etc. All that they do know is that Justin turned tail and fled. As soon as the monkeys ‘attacked’ him, his limousine took a U-Turn and high-tailed it out of the town. Bieber, 22, hasn’t said anything to the paparazzi or tabloids, for now.

Since missing out on seeing such a famous person, many students are rioting in the streets of Cannon Falls. While not everyone can seize the day, at least we’ve had one famous person, Barack Obama, visit.